Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

I won't look at yours if you promise me you won't look at mine!

Angelo takes it.

 

[Wiploc]

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"The boys hold their own."

 

[angelo]

This one should be interesting.

 

[jonatha]

Having been shut out of NASCAR sponsorships, billcee was quick to get in on the ground floor of the next big wave.

ETA - The man wearing a badge of rank appears to be a lieutenant in the Iranian police.

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[Elixir]

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In support of Breast Cancer Awareness, Iranian Police have ordered a supply of pink nooses.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

When everyone suggested that John should play a game of pin the tail on the donkey, he forget that all the people he'd invited to his party were assholes.

 

[none]

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This one should be interesting.

Extreme vetting

 

[angelo]

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In support of Breast Cancer Awareness, Iranian Police have ordered a supply of pink nooses.

Not interesting enough. But this one wins. Take it Elixir.

 

[Elixir]

In support of Breast Cancer Awareness, Iranian Police have ordered a supply of pink nooses.

Not interesting enough. But this one wins. Take it Elixir.

Thanks Angelo. Have a rip at this:

"Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

 

[Atheos]

Not interesting enough. But this one wins. Take it Elixir.

Thanks Angelo. Have a rip at this:

"Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

This is the other contest. You're supposed to post a picture and let everyone else make up captions.

 

[Elixir]

This is the other contest. You're supposed to post a picture and let everyone else make up captions.

Damn you're strict! How am I s'posed to keep track of these things???
Try this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

This is the other contest. You're supposed to post a picture and let everyone else make up captions.

Damn you're strict! How am I s'posed to keep track of these things???
Try this:

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I think we've done this one already. Regardless,

Inverse zoos did not catch on for one reason or the other.

Or

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.


Or

Aw damn! The tab always breaks off the lids of these things.

 

[DolphinDynasty]

This is the other contest. You're supposed to post a picture and let everyone else make up captions.

Damn you're strict! How am I s'posed to keep track of these things???
Try this:

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Hey Boo Boo! I think this guy has the key to the Honey shed! (As Yogi Berra, famed Guru of the forest).

 

[Thomas II]

Jimmy is right. It's been done. Please, E.,could you post another picture?

 

[blastula]

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"Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

 

[Elixir]

"Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

Much though I love Blasula's response to the re-run, I'm advised by the long arm of the law that I have to post another pic. Hope this hasn't been used - and remember, T2 - you asked for it!:

 

[DolphinDynasty]

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"Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties."

Much though I love Blasula's response to the re-run, I'm advised by the long arm of the law that I have to post another pic. Hope this hasn't been used - and remember, T2 - you asked for it!:

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This is what happens when people think rehabilitating somebody like Hannibal Lector is an option: a flesh chair.

 

[Thomas II]

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Tsk, tsk...You should've conditioned the leather...


or


Are you suffering from irritable bowel syndrome?


or

It was a sad day at the Playhouse when Chairy commited Hara-kiri

 

[blastula]

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Pee Wee kept Chairy's remains in the Playhouse as a warning to others when they don't scream for the secret word.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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