Caption Contest

[blastula]

Hospital food for atheists

 

[gmbteach]

The moment before Cruella de Vil jumped out from behind the curtain.

Winner!

FYI, this is me in hospital recently when my brother brought one of his Labrador pups in for a visit to cheer me up.

 

[arnoldo]

The moment before Cruella de Vil jumped out from behind the curtain.

Winner!

FYI, this is me in hospital recently when my brother brought one of his Labrador pups in for a visit to cheer me up.

It looks like the lab pup did cheer you up. And now here is a pic with a pug.

 

[Thomas II]

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Well, then, say hello to my little friend!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wrong thread, but I'll movie title this.

Basic Instinct


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[gmbteach]

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Well, then, say hello to my little friend!

One puts on the lotion or one gets the hose!

 

[angelo]

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My pug says die mother...........

 

[ZiprHead]

Pug shields aren't as effective as the human ones.

 

[daws77]

Pugs 10, angels 0 bottom of the fifth..

 

[Elixir]

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I want my hat back, and my pug's hat too!

 

[blastula]

CLOSE THE DOOR! PUGS CAN'T TOLERATE THE HOT WEATHER, YOU FOOLS!

 

[arnoldo]

CLOSE THE DOOR! PUGS CAN'T TOLERATE THE HOT WEATHER, YOU FOOLS!

Winner!

 

[blastula]

Thanks! I've been itching to do this one.

 

[daws77]

Thanks! I've been itching to do this one.

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"He's got big ball, she's got big balls, we've got the biggest balls of them all!
excerpt from Trump's diary.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Now we just arrange for Pippin to betray Gandalf."

 

[bilby]

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Commence primary ignition!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Come on! No whammies, no whammies, ... STOP!!!

Saudi King: Why yes President Trump, they are impressive. It explains a lot about you, but do we have to keep touching them?

 

[athee]

Yes Lord Putin, the destabilization of the West moves according to plan. The fracturing of the Nato alliance and the false show of solidarity with "the Arabs" will lead to the destruction of those that dared to make fun of me. Just let me keep my golf courses.

 

[angelo]

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Equality for woman, since when have women had a penis?

 

[gmbteach]

Guy in the middle 'Do I forfeit my 72 Virgins for playing with another man's balls?'