Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

"Watch out. That's not silk coming out of its ass."

 

[Bomb#20]

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Have you ever observed a specimen of a ten-legged arachnid, Herr Professor von Keyserling?

Such creatures are known, Dr. Koch. This example, however, is most likely a congenital abnormality, not an undescribed species.

 

[Kharakov]

I want one!!!! It would be so awesome if someone genetically engineered one for me. Has to have googly eyes.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Little Gertrude easily won the halter class, after all the other competitors ran screaming out of the arena.

Elixir wins it with the mental image of the screaming competitors!

 

[Elixir]

Elixir wins it with the mental image of the screaming competitors!

Why thank you! Would you believe... I've been there?
New pic - "Don't try this at home" is already taken! :

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of contest]

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum."

 

[daws77]

Elixir wins it with the mental image of the screaming competitors!

Why thank you! Would you believe... I've been there?
New pic - "Don't try this at home" is already taken! :

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the exlax super economy suppository is not performing as expected.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Randy, to his detriment, never foresaw how far into the kinky scene he would go.

 

[blastula]

"You may want to see a doctor about that."

 

[bilby]

It will be fine - the ladies love a man with a fencing scar.

 

[Atheos]

"C'mon, you gotta admit, it's the greatest fence ever! C'mon, say something!!!"

"If you don't shaddup about that fence I'm going to shove it up your ass. Sideways."

"Aw, c'mo..."

 

[arnoldo]

Yeah, instead of taking the picture how about dialing 911 buddy?

 

[angelo]

One picture is worth a thousand words!

 

[Thomas II]

Dude, you're so lucky you aren't fatter!

 

[Elixir]

"You may want to see a doctor about that."

WINNER! Inter-thread theft is the BEST!

 

[Kharakov]

"You may want to see a doctor about that."

WINNER! Inter-thread theft is the BEST!

lol. Reminds me of "I don't have to be a proctologist to know you're an asshole."

 

[blastula]

Thanks, Elixir.

 

[arnoldo]

Who me, Gary Morton?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Nothin' says lovin' like lovin' your cousin.

Or

Finally found, a real welfare queen.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Elixir.

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Prince Phillip: 'So I said to the Queen, stepping down from public duties will allow me to service you better! And she agreed!'