sharon45
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"All right, which of you delightful clowns want to show me your hot buns?"
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"All right, which of you delightful clowns want to show me your hot buns?"
sharon45
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"Uh, wrong, lady, obviously you're describing the freaking Hamburglar, which I am clearly not! Jesus, did you gravely keep missing that short bus far too many times or what?"
gmbteach
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Experts recommend the Clown Desensitisation Program start early.
Atheos
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Fred (pictured, left, sitting down) just sat there, contemplating. He'd started on the grill, flipping burgers. The local manager soon recognized his potential and promoted him to crew chief. After that, the promotions came steadily as he advanced through the positions of shift manger, manager trainee, assistant manager, manager, then regional manager. For decades he continued the arduous climb through the rarefied echelons at the corporate level. The job description at the apex of the corporate level ... well, it just wasn't what he had expected.
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sharon45
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I have a couple of late entries to munch on while we are waiting:
"Hey, buddy, please don't talk to me about Trump, because he has definitely given the great color of orange an immorally wretched reputation lately!"
"Look, I plainly work there, lady, and even though I am not quite certain what Chicken McNuggets® are made out of, it sure as hell ain't chicken!"
"Hey, buddy, please don't talk to me about Trump, because he has definitely given the great color of orange an immorally wretched reputation lately!"
"Look, I plainly work there, lady, and even though I am not quite certain what Chicken McNuggets® are made out of, it sure as hell ain't chicken!"
sharon45
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Now, a light afternoon snack:
"Whoa, so here is one more finally off my bucket list! Yeah, ever since I first saw the circus, I have always wanted to ride in a clown car!"
"Whoa, so here is one more finally off my bucket list! Yeah, ever since I first saw the circus, I have always wanted to ride in a clown car!"
Kilgore Trout
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Rarely seen evidence of what is believed to be the world's first mass cloning of a fictional corporate mascot.
sharon45
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"Oh, come on, Fred, you gotta get yourself to a hair stylist right quick, because your ugly roots are seriously showing!"
sharon45
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Adding two more for the evening:
"Ah, I think I understand you guys. So, instead of saying 'I'm Spartacus,' you are saying 'I'm Ronald McDonald?'"
"Okay, stop laughing and listen, since I'm being totally honest here, I want you to be totally honest with me! Does this outfit make me look fat?"
"Ah, I think I understand you guys. So, instead of saying 'I'm Spartacus,' you are saying 'I'm Ronald McDonald?'"
"Okay, stop laughing and listen, since I'm being totally honest here, I want you to be totally honest with me! Does this outfit make me look fat?"
gmbteach
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Thanks, I will take it with this one:
Thomas II
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Fagin training the Artful Dodger...
sharon45
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"Got Milk?"
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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The script quickly changed from horror comedy to kitchy masterpiece when the title character was switched to John Malkovich.
Kilgore Trout
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"So... If I feed you bread, will you dig gold for me?"
"Mynah bird, gawddammit! How many times do I have to tell you I'm a mynah bird?"
sharon45
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"Er, no, 'Polly' wants a hefty blunt and eight Governor Christie-sized fingers of bourbon, yet she will benevolently settle for this delectable polystyrene foam you are now so magnanimously doling out."
angelo
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Hey dude, where's the beer!