Caption Contest

[snoiduspoitus]

"Great idea Steve. And...?"

 

[sharon45]

"I'm sorry, but I think we can definitely perform a lot better than just this. Hell, we squeezed more of us into a lousy Volkswagen Beetle!"

 

[sharon45]

"Damn right, there is a freakin' war on Christmas, and our latest most outrageous example is up here with us all finally in position, then have to hear from ol' Billy that he supposedly forgot the bleeding lights!"

 

[Kilgore Trout]

My unfortunate lot in life is having to milk these miserable goats three times a day. The fact that they are male just adds insult to injury.

 

[angelo]

Allah the most merciful has answered our prayers of virgin goats as far as the eye can see.

 

[sharon45]

"Listen, humans, this is only the calm before the storm!"

 

[Elixir]

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The Goats Who Stare at Men

"The Goats Must Be Crazy"

T2 wins it. You can't fight Goat's will!
All yours, Thomas!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks E.! Sorry for taking so long!

Here we go...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Betty and Jennifer were forced to conclude that, in retrospect, spending $50,000 for those English Literature degrees might not have been the optimal decision they could have made.

 

[sharon45]

"Ugh, there goes over 12 years of simply rapturous nose blindness to my wicked body odor!"

 

[gmbteach]

"Meep, meep, ippup?"

"Uhuh, ippup, ippup, meep!"

 

[sharon45]

"Er, I really hate to sound overbearing, but when do we get to take a bathroom break?"

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks E.! Sorry for taking so long!

Here we go...

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Attack of the Pod People.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Experience your childhood again with the ACME Uterus Simulator!"

 

[sharon45]

"Ah, while this is of course very cute and quite fashionable, I'm sure, I will just stick with my unglamorous sweats for lounging around the house."

 

[sharon45]

"Oh, please settle down, sir, and no, you certainly may not nuzzle that grimy face in them!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Menominaa, dee dee di dee dee!"

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

EPP's new behavioral therapy techniques for recovering Furries was both effective and frustrating.

 

[sharon45]

"Yes, I completely understand, but nevertheless, this humiliatingly unique and abjectly inconvenient safeguard will still greatly cut down on the need for airports, when all you have to do is simply jump out of the airplane while it is flying over your chosen destination."

 

[sharon45]

"Now, with two recently developed stunners, we have one daring beauty controlling the attention from our left demonstrating this new driving burka for adventurous, yet still style-minded ladies, and that foxy mama absolutely killing it on the right is modeling a very fresh bathing suit soon to make its startling debut at the next Miss Saudi Arabia: Full Figured Edition!"