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Yes I'm comfortable. Thanks for asking.
Yes I'm comfortable. Thanks for asking.
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gmbteach
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Winner.
Thomas II
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Thanks,G.!
Veritass
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Sweetie-Pie, you can't leave your eggs all over the house; you need to keep them warm if you want them to hatch.
Kilgore Trout
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"$25 for a handjob!? Jesus, that's expensive. What can I get for two saltines and some soiled birdcage lining?"
Given the new wave of sexual harassment allegations, this is really the only way that men can show up at the office anymore.
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No seriously, Polly wants a cracker and you are blocking the fucking door!
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Yeah, you like bird love, dontcha', baby. You know what they say about parrots, baby? We fly the friendly skies.
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Tigers!
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Are you sure your parents are happy with cross-species dating?
Its true. In the last evacuation test I flew down instead of taking the stairs.
Its true. In the last evacuation test I flew down instead of taking the stairs.
Thomas II
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angelo
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Out of contest. " Polly wants to see your nest! "
Jimmy Higgins
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Polly is grateful!
Will Drumstick say thank you? I doubt it. I should have let him be our dinner.
Best tax bill ever. Bigly!
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This will be the best pardon ever. No one can pardon as well as I do. MAGA.
Elixir
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Turkeys have been around for... since before ... longer than any of us. We do have one Senator though who says she's been here longer... but the main thing is, I like YOU. I can tell at a glance that you have good genes, because you're so white!
Tinker Grey
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You call that a wattle.
gmbteach
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Polly is grateful!
Will Drumstick say thank you? I doubt it. I should have let him be our dinner.
No one will notice if I crap here!
Kilgore Trout
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"Like I really believe this liar isn't going to eat me for dinner tonight anyway! Now if I was a Russian turkey, maybe he would keep his word."
angelo
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Meet the new head of the FBI Mathew Turkey.