Caption Contest

[Atheos]

This is going to be the most epic round of chicken ever!

 

[jonatha]

I'm taking my chickens home to roost

 

[Wiploc]

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How the chickens returned to Capistrano.

 

[angelo]

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Okay, now the question of why the chicken crossed the road is finally revealed!

 

[Speakpigeon]

Where it is revealed where all of the well-travelled well-worn fashion-conscious chicks of the world go to remove for good any greasy unsightly sticking out feathers.

 

[arnoldo]

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KFC? I don't need no stinkin' KFC.

 

[Thomas II]

Elixir, who won?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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"I really gotta stop picking up these clucking hitchhikers!"

 

[Thomas II]

It's been more than two days and Elixir is unavailable, so, moving this along, these are the WINNERS

Yes, I have a big cock. And an average cock... and a small cock.

You want to pick up lots of chicks, you've got to get yourself a motorbike.

How the chickens returned to Capistrano.

Well done all! First to post!

 

[angelo]

It's been more than two days and Elixir is unavailable, so, moving this along, these are the WINNERS

How the chickens returned to Capistrano.

Well done all! First to post!

I feel your pain in trying to pick a winner among this lot!

 

[fromderinside]

Really? You want to name this pic Rooster two-Cogburn? Really?

 

[Elixir]

It's been more than two days and Elixir is unavailable, so, moving this along, these are the WINNERS

How the chickens returned to Capistrano.

Well done all! First to post!

Sorry all ... been very busy - sold our Company! Agree w/Thomas - too many great entries to call a single winner.

 

[Wiploc]

Here ya go.

 

[Speakpigeon]

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Ok, let's try again this Adam & Eve business. Let's hope there won't be any apple again to sneak in and scuttle the whole thingy. I'm way too old now to clear the mess afterwards.

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[Thomas II]

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As a matter of fact, yes, I am a wizard, asshole, and you...you shall not pass!

 

[fromderinside]

Accidental God

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Long ago someone told me I had a great beard so I let it grow. Then someone invited me over to this clean well lighted place. I sat down. Someone else gave me this thin box, what she called a computer. I didn't understand so they left me sitting there. I'm so sad. Will someone tell me what this computer does? What's with the apple? Is it something about that snake over in the corner I should know?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Alright, directions to Orodruin, no tolls...


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[Speakpigeon]

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Okay, let's try a few tricks on those Cupertino so-called wiz kids and see if they can stand the heat...

???

Hey, what's a "firewall" already?

 

[angelo]

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"Hey, this porn contraption is making me horny!"

 

[Tigers!]

How do I get a window into this thing?

Get me an android from Mordor!