Caption Contest

[DolphinDynasty]

[Crocodile Dundee Voice] "That's not a fish, THIS is a fish!"[/CDvoice]

I meant democracy in the sense of this thread not being dependent upon or subject to a vote process. Thus the winner is picked arbitrarily upon whether the person asking for a new post likes or does not like what is posted.

 

[bilby]

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Damn. Yet another one I have to throw back because it's undersize.

 

[angelo]

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Take me to your leader!

 

[jonatha]

The Present Dictator says bilby wins, although PD is somewhat surprised and disappointed that there were no Chris Christie themed entries.

 

[ZiprHead]

no Chris Christie themed entries.

Damn, such a missed opportunity.

 

[bilby]

The Present Dictator says bilby wins, although PD is somewhat surprised and disappointed that there were no Chris Christie themed entries.

Thanks!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Look at him. Isn't he a strapping young lad. How about we have a three-way, Big O?"

 

[angelo]

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You're both fired!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Shit, he just reproduced via binary fission. Now there are two of them!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

No. Everyone in the country agrees that you're pretty much our version of a Pope, so Don Junior and I are claiming sanctuary here. When Robert Mueller shows up, tell him he can't come in.

 

[Elixir]

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"Oh come on, Donny - I can see your hand up his back. Pretty good for an amateur ventriloquist, though!"

 

[bilby]

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"Oh come on, Donny - I can see your hand up his back. Pretty good for an amateur ventriloquist, though!"

Winner.

 

[Elixir]

Winner.

Thanks, Bilby! Caption this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yes, I have a big cock. And an average cock... and a small cock.

 

[Mediancat]

"You're laughing now, but wait till I get this baby to 2,000 feet."

Rob

 

[gmbteach]

Winner.

Thanks, Bilby! Caption this:

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Birds of a feather, ride together!

 

[bilby]

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You want to pick up lots of chicks, you've got to get yourself a motorbike.

 

[Speakpigeon]

Alright, guys, everybody hold together now!

 

[Tigers!]

KFC or McDonalds?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.