This one for being Sanders ironic.Might I suggest using photos of yourselves first? This way you'll know how close the captions are and the fun can build from there.
Look, I'm just the messenger, OK? All I know is that all official government documents must now include the phrase "Only losers put crunchy peanut butter on their sandwiches". This is the kind of shit you morons voted for, so stop blaming me.