Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh my god... we are out of film. No one is going to believe we saw a NW Albertan Warbler.

God damn Blitzen, get your ass back up here!

 

[angelo]

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Beryl, you left the catnip Bottle out again last night.

 

[bilby]

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No, I said I would only accept that God is real if pigs fly.

 

[fromderinside]

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See, Charlotte. Santa's beasts are Elk not deer. Santa is real. That fiction about reindeer was just made up so Gene Autry could have a nice sounding song. Everybody knows reindeer don't fly.

 

[ZiprHead]

Bilby wins it with Jimmy in at a close second.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Warning Canada Ahead

 

[Thomas II]

Warning Canada Ahead

Hors concours

 

[Elixir]

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Kansas, here I come!

 

[Veritass]

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An early Mary Poppins trying to get away from her abusive boyfriend, Mitch.
Mitch is quoted as saying, "She's practically perfect in every way, except she just doesn't f***in' listen!"

 

[none]

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neither jack nor jill were very grounded

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No fuckin’ way Poppins, get back here and take your summons.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Goddamit, Supergirl. You are invincible. Stop being so fucking terrified of puppies.

 

[blastula]

Sharknado.

 

[angelo]

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Martha, come back! I didn't mean it when I said your ass looks big!

 

[Learner]

" Ok , tornado getting closer, try to get those crucial measurments and wha? ... yes yes you're the best!"

 

[Thomas II]

The picture of "Canadian Poppins" is "out of contest" or in Canadian "hors concours" to Jimmys Canadian Warning...

Somebody, Bilby or Jimmy should have posted the new picture...

 

[Wiploc]

Photoshopped innit?

 

[Thomas II]

Photoshopped innit?

yes, it is.

So thread is open to new picture...Next picture takes it!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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What an idiot! Does he know how stupid this is? What possessed him to go out there like that? I mean, socks and sandals... puhlease!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

No, it was not a stupid idea. My son knows how to engineer an origin story. Give him a few more minutes and he'll jump out of there with lava powers.