Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

Thanks

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Today in Life Hacks, I'll show you how you can avoid wasting money on jumper cables by using your own body as a connection between a live and dead car battery.

 

[angelo]

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This little beauty was owned by a little old lady who just drove it on race tracks on Sundays.

 

[Atheos]

First, you need to determine why the catalytic converter went bad. Was it poor upbringing? Is it just lashing out at God because of a recent tragedy?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I always check the solenoid first.

 

[Elixir]

There's your problem, lady - the muffler bearings done come off your wobbler shaft!

 

[bilby]

You said there were horses. WHERE ARE THE HORSES???

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I wear my sunglasses when I do auto repair...

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks

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Come closer, I wanna show you something....

CRASH!!!!!. sound of hood ‘falling’ onto my head.

 

[Wiploc]

"The boys tell me your carburetor is possessed by a demon. We've called an exorcist."

 

[Thomas II]

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone Mechanic...

 

[ZiprHead]

There's your problem, lady - the muffler bearings done come off your wobbler shaft!

And you're low on blinker fluid.

 

[Wiploc]

"1.21 gigawatts!"


"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

 

[ZiprHead]

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This little beauty was owned by a little old lady who just drove it on race tracks on Sundays.

First runner up.

First, you need to determine why the catalytic converter went bad. Was it poor upbringing? Is it just lashing out at God because of a recent tragedy?

And the winner!

 

[Atheos]

Okay then, next up...

 

[Thomas II]

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In times of war any hole is a trench...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Funny, they keep blaming it on gophers.

 

[Tinker Grey]

Go for the obvious: "A Hole in One."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In the spirit of a picture being worth a thousand words, the New York Times editorial staff will now just be printing this instead of bothering to write more articles about the Trump Presidency.