Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Well, that gives a whole new meaning to the term Spaghetti Western.

 

[Atheos]

Can sat calmly in his high chair, not realizing that his parents Eve and Adam were about to create the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Elixir]

Can sat calmly in his high chair, not realizing that his parents Eve and Adam were about to create the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Good entries everyone. Close call, but...
Atheos for the WIN!

 

[Atheos]

Can sat calmly in his high chair, not realizing that his parents Eve and Adam were about to create the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Good entries everyone. Close call, but...
Atheos for the WIN!

Dang, can't believe I misspelled Cain. Thanks for the great honor. I'll cherish this for as long as ... what were we talking about?

 

[Atheos]

Next entry then...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What happens next will shock you...

 

[ZiprHead]

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You're doing it wrong.

 

[Thomas II]

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What do you mean the inverted squib load is for a Caption Contest?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

SUICIDE SQUAD - ATTACK!!!

 

[Wiploc]

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"What do you mean 'backwards'? You don't even know what I'm shooting at."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That's where my lip balm went to!

 

[ZiprHead]

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Someone finally came up with a way to play Russian roulette with modern weapons.

 

[Tigers!]

Next entry then...

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ISIS training leaves much to be desired.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

In Soviet Russia... guns kill people.

 

[angelo]

Guns don't kill people. People with guns kill people!

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Wiploc wins this round!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks. Here's this:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, Frank, you go first. When they all avert their eyes in awkward embarrassment, the rest of us will jump out and start shooting.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why are these military assaults always​ on laundry day?!

 

[ZiprHead]

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I am so going to shoot my wad on that perp!