Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Umm sir, you said the man we were looking for is about 6’2”, 190 lbs, acting erratically, and was nude?

Yes, why?

 

[Atheos]

Three of these things belong together,
Three of these things are kind of the same.
One of these things just doesn't belong here,
Now it's time to play our game.
It's time to play our game.

 

[angelo]

None of You guys have got a decent bone in your bodies. I'm on my honeymoon for gawds sake!

 

[ZiprHead]

Pssst. Hey, buddy. Wanna meet me after the raid? I've got a nice bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and a hot tub in my flat.

 

[Wiploc]

Why are these military assaults always​ on laundry day?!

Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why are these military assaults always​ on laundry day?!

Winner!

Thanks. Too busy, so someone else can have a go at it.

 

[none]

...

 

[angelo]

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[Thomas II]

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"

Batman: "Easily."

Robin: "Easily."

Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."

Robin: "Thank you."

Batman: "You're welcome."

 

[ZiprHead]

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Okay, Robin. I'll grab the Riddler's right testicle, you grab the left. Then we run like hell in the opposite directions.

 

[Elixir]

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"Dude, where's my car?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Dude, no, I will not take off my mask. I'm an adult male who's manipulated the foster care system to bring an underaged orphan boy into my house where we both parade around in spandex. If people find out my secret identity, I am going to have a LOT of cops show up my place.

 

[bilby]

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The Batmobile won't start; Quick, Robin, check the battery!

What's a tery?

 

[Atheos]

It was when Robin force-choked the Joker to death that Batman realized his young ward had succumbed to the dark side.

 

[angelo]

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The Batmobile won't start; Quick, Robin, check the battery!

What's a tery?

This wins it.

 

[bilby]

The Batmobile won't start; Quick, Robin, check the battery!

What's a tery?

This wins it.

Thank you!

Try this one:

 

[Tinker Grey]

You can't make me use the potty.

 

[fromderinside]

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What? You. You were the golden shower?

 

[Tigers!]

Come on Donald.
Its Justin's turn to an idiot.

 

[angelo]

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Ah come on Herr Trump! Amerika must buy German goods otherwise it's bad for Germany!