Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Are you seriously holding your breath?

 

[ZiprHead]

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Merkel - "Did you seriously just pocket the silverware from the dinner?"

 

[blastula]

Futility of the Dotard c. 2018

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Don't ask me what the Americans will do. I'm the German Chancellor. You are the one who decides what the Americans will do.

 

[Elixir]

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If you don't bring me another cheeseburger I'm going to attack CANADA!

 

[blastula]

Playing Chess with a Pigeon c. 2018

 

[none]

The Batmobile won't start; Quick, Robin, check the battery!

What's a tery?

This wins it.

Thank you!

Try this one:

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tell us the truth

 

[Thomas II]

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Angela Merkel: What is this? A table for ants? How can we be expected to negotiate if we can’t even fit at the table? The table has to be at least three times bigger than this!

 

[bilby]

Futility of the Dotard c. 2018

Winner.

 

[blastula]

Thanks, Bilby.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Thank you, Mr Rodman. After the break, we'll be speaking with Selena Gomez about the President's plan to repair the nation's failing infrastructure.

 

[angelo]

Thanks, Bilby.

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You better believe it!

 

[ZiprHead]

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I'm here now. It'll work this time, for sure.

 

[blastula]

Time to end the suspense. Zip, you win!

 

[angelo]

Well, what's the hold up?

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[angelo]

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What a party, what a party it was last night! I wonder if we'll ever recover.

 

[Thomas II]

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It's a TIDE ad...

 

[Elixir]

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Why are we brown polar bears relegated to this rotten little ice floe while all the WHITE polar bears are luxuriating in downtown dumpsters?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hey baby! Hey baby! Check this out! Yeah, you know you want a piece of this... you can't stop looking, can't you... hey! Hey! Damn lesbian!