Ya, I want some lunch, but that seal is all the way over there. Can't we just do some somersaults and have those photographers come closer?
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Jimmy wins this one.
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Alright! Thanks.
I'd like to thank you all for showing up today. We're going to start the presentation with a slide show from my recent vacation where I visited an outlet mall in Delaware.
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This is not a drill!
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I will now demonstrate for you on Phillip here our brand new colonoscopy system.
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Hey! You there, in the front row! Wake up!
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Of course we'd like to have spent more time going into detail about ephemeral stream interruption and the associated impact on micro-fauna but this three hour documentary on soil erosion in Nigeria will have to stand on its own merits. Would anyone in the audience like for me to elucidate? I could go on for hours about it.
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Jimmy Higgins
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Sorry for the delay, weekend and Father's Day.
Of course we'd like to have spent more time going into detail about ephemeral stream interruption and the associated impact on micro-fauna but this three hour documentary on soil erosion in Nigeria will have to stand on its own merits. Would anyone in the audience like for me to elucidate? I could go on for hours about it.
Winner.
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The sex life of cockroaches is a fascinating subject, and I could go on for another four hours about it!
The sex life of cockroaches is a fascinating subject, and I could go on for another four hours about it!
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Thanks for the nod. Here's the next picture:
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They say you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
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Guy on left: "It's a great job, but it took six months to learn to sit like a chicken."
Guy on left: "It's a great job, but it took six months to learn to sit like a chicken."
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I’m starting to think these aren’t Easter eggs.
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Grumble... next time I really am going to tell the boss to find his own damn golf ball.