Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

[pandering]Holy shit! Salma Hayak's breasts!!![/pandering]

 

[angelo]

[pandering]Holy shit! Salma Hayak's breasts!!![/pandering]

Winner!! Take it J H!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I really feel bad about winning this one with such a terrible pander.

 

[Thomas II]

I really feel bad about winning this one with such a terrible pander.

 

[Tigers!]

I really feel bad about winning this one with such a terrible pander.

Remember 2 legs bad, 4 legs good.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Tigers! wins by default... the two greatest words of the English language.

 

[Tigers!]

Winner by default is just not the same but here is the next one.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No... touch my lower[/] tray.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I left D cell batteries for the tip.

 

[blastula]

"It's not what you think, I'm really an actor."

 

[ZiprHead]

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/4MIc9Z50Uv4[/YOUTUBE]

"It's not what you think, I'm really an actor."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Three years at DeVry and I’m serving people food.

 

[gmbteach]

And my order is STILL wrong!

 

[ZiprHead]

My ball bearings itch and someone attached these damn trays to my hands!

Would you like fries with that, human?

 

[bilby]

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Due to cuts in the defence budget, even Skynet has had to take a weekend job to cover the bills.

 

[bilby]

Unaware that he has hacked into a military system, Matthew Broderick orders a WOPR with fries.

 

[Thomas II]

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No... touch my lower tray.

FIFY

 

[angelo]

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Just one second while I remove the cockroach.

 

[Tigers!]

Liked the references to war Games and Terminator. Quite creative.

But Angelo's reference to Australian cockroach (Periplaneta australasiae) could not go unrewarded.

Angelo, cook that cockroach.

 

[angelo]

Thank you.