Caption Contest

[ruby sparks]

Hm. I suspect little Johnny was watching porn on his phone again.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Tom Sawyer got fully into character and earned a win in this round!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[WAB]

Here we go:

Gwimble Pyfkump, Calabash County public health inspector, nails local restaurant for serving Swiss cheese with holes that are "far too small for it to reasonably be called Swiss."*





*Pyfkump was later fired for conducting an inspection without gloves or a hairnet.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He’s right, it you stare at it with a magnifying glass you can see Jesus giving you the finger.

 

[ZiprHead]

"I hear there's this new thing called the internet where you can get porn for free."

"I sure hope so. This way is killing my eyesight."

 

[jonatha]

You wanna tell him he's holding it upside down or shall I?

 

[gmbteach]

Does this magnifying glass make my eye Look Big?

 

[blastula]

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump Nov 9
BREAKING!! Proof of Democrats stealing your votes. My beautiful new Attorny General will be investegating this sham. Thank you!

 

[angelo]

"I'll find evidence of Russian medling if it kills me!"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

He’s right, it you stare at it with a magnifying glass you can see Jesus giving you the finger.

Winner!

Take it away, Jimmy Higgins

 

[Thomas II]

Two days...Next picture...

 

[arnoldo]

No, Osama's not here either.

 

[bilby]

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"No, I don't think he's a threat. He just keeps raising his eyebrows and saying 'Hey soldier boys, wanna check out my breast works?', and it's kinda creepy."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

It doesn’t matter who you shoot, it only matter how you look when you’re shooting them.

And darling, you look marvellous.

 

[Wiploc]

[Off topic]

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"No, I don't think he's a threat. He just keeps raising his eyebrows and saying 'Hey soldier boys, wanna check out my breast works?', and it's kinda creepy."

Do you know the difference in a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

You can look it up in Websters.

 

[angelo]

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The MF won't come down sir, over. What's that sir, threaten to behead his goat? Yes sir, right away sir!

 

[Thomas II]

Winner

"No, I don't think he's a threat. He just keeps raising his eyebrows and saying 'Hey soldier boys, wanna check out my breast works?', and it's kinda creepy."

 

[bilby]

Thank you!

Try this one -

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you!

Try this one -

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If it looks like a politician, and smells like one! ... oh wait!