Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Winner!

Thanks, Wiploc. I'm still laughing at your entry for the previous pic.
Now...
Caption this:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look at the bright side, your Holiness. With all the payouts for sexual assault cover ups we've had to make, it's amazing that we were able to get a new Popemobile at all.

 

[Wiploc]

[wrong thread?]

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Back to the Future

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Honey, I told you I thought the old truck was giving the red car "the look".

Meanwhile on Redneck Transformers...

 

[blastula]

Cars 69: Mater Goes Wild

 

[ZiprHead]

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Ready for the Hillbilly 500.

 

[gmbteach]

The latest entry on ‘Redneck Pimp my Ride!’

 

[ZiprHead]

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Yeah, Cletus. I rented it for prom night.

 

[angelo]

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Car 54 Where Are You?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Yes, I agree she has inherited my spoiler but, darling, she has your beautiful windscreen.

 

[Elixir]

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Back to the Future

WINNER! ...says it all.

 

[Wiploc]

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Back to the Future

WINNER! ...says it all.

Thanks.

Here's one:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Kid, you are totally doing puddles wrong. Take those boots off and join me in the fun.

 

[Atheos]

Aquaman's son Galoshboy had only one super power. He could walk through shallow water without getting his feet wet.

 

[angelo]

" Fido, stop chasing that poodle. Can't you see she's just a bitch!"

 

[Wiploc]

My own thoughts:

[wrong thread] A Boy and His Dog [/wrong thread]

and

"Slow traffic should keep right."

But the winner is Atheos:

Aquaman's son Galoshboy had only one super power. He could walk through shallow water without getting his feet wet.

 

[Atheos]

Thanks for the nod, Wiploc. I'll try to be worthy of the honor.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Corn-fed giraffe is much tastier than grain-fed.

 

[jonatha]

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The Loch Ness, Iowa, monster

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

If one more person asks me ‘How is the weather up there?’...

911 Operator: Madam, I assure you Kansas has no pride and most certainly no giraffes. You must only thought you saw one.