Caption Contest

[Wiploc]

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Look at the size of these guys! Guess I'm not getting laid tonight.

Did you hear about the monkey who screwed a giraffe? His friends put him up to it.

 

[WAB]

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Look at the size of these guys! Guess I'm not getting laid tonight.

Did you hear about the monkey who screwed a giraffe? His friends put him up to it.

ETA:

the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don’t to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows

-e.e. cummings

 

[angelo]

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Every family has one!

 

[Tigers!]

Those Jones! Even their new cow has to be bigger than anyone else's.

Those new growth hormones do seem to work.

 

[Atheos]

Much like the  Moon Illusion, the Holstein Illusion makes the animal seem much larger when it is viewed near a herd of Red Angus.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

*nevermind, don't want to go that low*

 

[WAB]

Imma need one BIG shoe to fit all these bastards...

 

[blastula]

Jimmy wins it for one of these.

Vinnie the Udders Bolatti was not adjusting well to life in witness protection.

*nevermind, don't want to go that low*

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Alright! Thank you.

The Acting EPA chief likes to take a dump on the environment both metaphorically and literally.

 

[Elixir]

Epstein WHO?

 

[ZiprHead]

Thank goodness for that fern. I wouldn't have had anything to wipe with without it.

 

[Atheos]

Damn. Trump really does believe in a deep, probing interview process.

 

[angelo]

Ah, that's better!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Egad, another morning of meeting with lobbyists and donors. I’m not going to be able to sit down all day.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Egad, another morning of meeting with lobbyists and donors. I’m not going to be able to sit down all day.

Winner.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread]

Dog Tags

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

For some unknown reason, Scorpion's right arm had much bigger muscles.

 

[angelo]

Eat your heart out Chuck Norris!

 

[ZiprHead]

Conservatives were triggered when a woman was cast to play the Jack Burton role in the remake of Big Trouble In Little China.