Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

No, they aren’t dead, why?

 

[mudlark]

Battle of New Orleans surplus alligators.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Hey, Burt. Are your nuts getting cold? Mine are freezing!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Get more vitamin C in your diet they said, it’d be healthy they said

 

[WAB]

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Guy in red hat: Fuckin' Americans'll buy anything.

 

[Tigers!]

Get more vitamin C in your diet they said, it’d be healthy they said

With the max. daily dose of humour we have our winner.

On yer bike Jimmy!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Appreciate it.

Of all of the days for my horoscope to be right.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Weirdly enough, by the twelfth telling of the story, the fish had shrunk to about three feet long.

 

[Elixir]

You should have seen the one that got away.

 

[ZiprHead]

Go ahead. Bite the fish hanging from the string, they said. It'll be tasty, they said.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I can only hope that me hanging upside down like this will quickly trigger a liberal flash mob and I'll be released.

*nothing*

Fucking "Black Fish" loving hypocrites!

 

[blastula]

"And to top off this horrible day, this is not even my good side."

 

[Tigers!]

Once the outboard motor begins to fail it's time to take it to the fishmongers.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"And to top off this horrible day, this is not even my good side."

Winner.

 

[blastula]

Gratitude.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Long story short, the judge issued a restraining order which barred the Jolly Green Giant from coming within 50 yards of a dairy farm.

 

[jonatha]

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I should be OK. I'm wearing camo...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Vinnie the Udders Bolatti was not adjusting well to life in witness protection.

 

[gmbteach]

Gratitude.

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You call them cows! I am a cow!

 

[ZiprHead]

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Look at the size of these guys! Guess I'm not getting laid tonight.