Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

W00t!

Copper in the back: I would tap that arse in a strip search in a heart beat!

 

[ZiprHead]

I know this is going to look silly after I'm convicted but, damn, I sure look great today.

 

[Elixir]

Ok, everybody frown in 3, 2, 1...

 

[none]

W00t!

put your right hand in and shake it all about

 

[blastula]

"Hey, Roger Stone, what's your IQ?

 

[angelo]

Guy in red shirt............"This guy can't be for real!

 

[Atheos]

I ... am not ... a crook.

 

[AirPoh]

Roger “Scissors” Stone celebrating his victory at the National Rock Paper Scissor Championships.

You captioned your own pic? Isn't that a foul?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Roger “Scissors” Stone celebrating his victory at the National Rock Paper Scissor Championships.

You captioned your own pic? Isn't that a foul?

Not a foul, though understood to be, and often marked, 'not in competition.'

Picking himself as the winner, that would be the foul.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

First Mueller. Next, Rocky Balboa!

Winner

 

[AirPoh]

Roger “Scissors” Stone celebrating his victory at the National Rock Paper Scissor Championships.

You captioned your own pic? Isn't that a foul?

Not a foul, though understood to be, and often marked, 'not in competition.'

Picking himself as the winner, that would be the foul.

Ahhh.

 

[ZiprHead]

Do what you will...

 

[gmbteach]

Do what you will...

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Nnoooo! Not the cheese flavoured cracker!

 

[bilby]

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Holey cheeses christ!

 

[Thomas II]

Do what you will...

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[angelo]

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With apologies to Bilby somewhat

"Excuse me, but have you got a moment to talk about cheeses?

 

[AirPoh]

Do what you will...

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Please don't Munch me!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Cheese when it finds out its going on a Papa John's pizza.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Poor Mr. Bill!"

Or, with a nod to the movie Babe:"Cheese is for eating?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, I want to run away from the guy coming over to carve pieces out of me with a knife, but in order to run away, I'd need a guy to carve legs into me with a knife.

I guess I'll just have to spend my last moments contemplating the ironic absurdity of the universe.