Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

Both of them:

"Thank you for letting me not be the most batshit crazy moron in charge of a country"

 

[mudlark]

No fooling, you would look good in orange!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wait... when you say Patsy you mean that in a loving way, right?

 

[Wiploc]

[wrong thread?]

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Psycho 2

Cheeto And Frodo Do Dallas

Murder Inc

Orange Is The New Brown

Punchdrunk Love

and ...

The Hangover

 

[ZiprHead]

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I like your hair.

I like yours too.

 

[WAB]

Can you imagine what our people are saying about us right now?

Mine don't dare. I'll kill 'em.

 

[Tigers!]

(Either) I like what you have done to your country.

 

[angelo]

Can you imagine what our people are saying about us right now?

Mine don't dare. I'll kill 'em.

Whoever posts first, WAB or Ziprhead are clear winners.

 

[ZiprHead]

Okee-doke. Here we go...

 

[Elixir]

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I didn’t know “dickweed” was actually a thing!

 

[Thomas II]

 

[blastula]

A visual aid for the parent-child talk on the birds and the bees and the boners.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Internet experts are baffled as to how it took this plant so long to go viral online.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The garden section of the Trump Presidential Library.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Anthony Weiner was released from jail once the mistaken identification of the subject in the photo was resolved.

 

[AirPoh]

Once they've reached maturity, the mushrooms get hard on the first day of spring.

 

[angelo]

 

[angelo]

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The new species of mushroom, the cockel, experimented on in Southern Italy by sister Lucia has finally bore fruit.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I didn’t know “dickweed” was actually a thing!

The first entry was the best. Elixir wins it.

 

[Elixir]

Elixir wins it.

Thanks! Let's stay with the nature theme...
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