Jimmy Higgins
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- Calvinistic Atheist
She's going to eat my ear again, I just know it.
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"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce that tonight's entertainment is the Chippendales!"
or
"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce that this is ladies' night."
or, to borrow from, George of the Jungle (1997),
"What is it about chicks and horses?"
We warned ya, no more got-danged flannel on this here range!
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The new Chesterfield Insmokelator saves time by letting you smoke an entire pack at once.
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To whom it may concern. I've decided to end it all because of my terrible flatulence problem!