Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

My precious

 

[ZiprHead]

Tie between AirPoh and T2. First to post...

 

[AirPoh]

Tie between AirPoh and T2. First to post...

Thanks!

 

[Atheos]

Years later Alex would tell the world about how Elmo groped his ass during that Photoshoot. Elmo's popularity would plummet overnight. Elmo would spend his declining years getting heckled in seedy bars by even seedier drunks.

 

[angelo]

"I'd like to announce our plans to wed later this year and furthermore, that I'm making a run to become the Democrat nominee for the Presidency of the USA in 2020."

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm going to be pulling fuzz out of my ass hole for a week."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Some felt that Elmo’s latest plastic surgery was a bust.

 

[Thomas II]

Nightmare on Elmo's Street

 

[AirPoh]

"I'm going to be pulling fuzz out of my ass hole for a week."

I had to wait for a few more entries, ZiprHead gets the win.

 

[ZiprHead]

Continuing in the Muppets vein...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So... how long have you been dating a frog Peppa?

 

[Tigers!]

Transgenderism is getting weird

 

[angelo]

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" What, I sound hoarse?" " So would you if you had a frog in your throat!"

 

[AirPoh]

Continuing in the Muppets vein...

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"How much for your women?"

 

[Elixir]

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So, you kiss him and he turns into a Prince? Is that like, a PIG Prince?

 

[WAB]

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Kermit: Don't listen to her. I'm in the water all the time. You never heard of shrinkage?

 

[ZiprHead]

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" What, I sound hoarse?" " So would you if you had a frog in your throat!"

Angelo wins it.

Yours to post.

 

[Thomas II]

Dude, has anyone seen Angelo?

 

[angelo]

Deleted

 

[angelo]

A double.