Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

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Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go...

 

[Elixir]

This new VTOL airliner provides unprecedented passenger service to sparsely populated areas.

 

[bilby]

... They are often known in English as planes or plane trees. Some North American species are called sycamores (especially Platanus occidentalis), although the term sycamore also refers to the fig Ficus sycomorus, the plant originally so named, and to the sycamore maple Acer pseudoplatanus. The genus name Platanus comes from Ancient Greek πλάτανος, which referred to Platanus orientalis.

 

[WAB]

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"While it appears to have the general size and shape of a man-made airplane, this is clearly some kind of alien ship." - Giorgio Tsoukalos.

 

[ZiprHead]

Despite ambitious corporate enthusiasm, Conifer Airlines had a hard time getting off the ground.

I agree with Wiploc. First one was the best. All yours Jimmy.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Despite ambitious corporate enthusiasm, Conifer Airlines had a hard time getting off the ground.

I agree with Wiploc. First one was the best. All yours Jimmy.

Thanks.

No, seriously, give me back my nose.

 

[Thomas II]

But wait, Jimmy just won by a nose!

 

[angelo]

" FFS, give me my treat!"

 

[ZiprHead]

Mike Pence - "I wish he'd hold my hand like that."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'm stumped. Any caption that I come up with would probably be a hell of a lot more sane than whatever Trump was actually saying.

 

[AirPoh]

It's alright Petie, I PayPal-ed you your money.

 

[blastula]

We appreciate it very much, Peter Paypal.

 

[mudlark]

Pull my finger.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mike Pence - "I wish he'd hold my hand like that."

Poor Pence. Winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

Here's a timely one.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No! Not now! I hadn’t tried their lavender shampoo yet!

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks.

Here's a timely one.

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My elves are all documented!

 

[Thomas II]

Pull my finger, goddammit!

 

[angelo]

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I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!