Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

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...but no matter how many units he sold or how many parents congratulated him, Terry never explained where he'd gotten the idea for an automated braces-tightening machine that could be used in the home.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It's fine... I made certain that she had something on that wouldn't show the stains much if something went wrong.

 

[Hickdive]

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Katie was always troubled by mucus build up in her sinuses.

 

[Keith&Co.]

It's fine... I made certain that she had something on that wouldn't show the stains much if something went wrong.

Winner, for calm aplomb.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And now for something real classy.

 

[Atheos]

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I think I see the head crowning. Push!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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And this is the view my doctor sees...

 

[gmbteach]

The midwife struggles to catch the ball he just delivered at top speed.

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So you like playing with balls huh? How about playing with these?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And this is the view my doctor sees...

I'll give this the win.

The winning caption would have been "The Asian version of Midwives had some not so subtle differences."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yay!
And now,

 

[bigfield]

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Joey, pictured left of centre, looking ready to repeat last years on-court accident that earned the team the name "Mud Lake".

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man, with talent like that on the bench, I can only imagine how good the team on the court is.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Joey, pictured left of centre, looking ready to repeat last years on-court accident that earned the team the name "Mud Lake".

We'll be going with this one, today, as i try to wash the image out of my head....

 

[Tigers!]

All stare at the coach, wondering who he will pick to get the half-time food.

The police are now aiming for diversity is their line-ups.

 

[bigfield]

Cheers!

Here you go:

 

[gmbteach]

Cheers!

Here you go:

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Cos the cops just gets in my way.. so back the fuck off.. ...

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Mostly because it took three tries just to spell it right for the sign.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In an awkward yet predictable twist, that home burnt down five minutes later because he also didn't believe in using ashtrays.

 

[Veritass]

"...but when they come for my huge bag of recycled beer cans, they're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hands."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

...because we don't have a button with a number that high.