Caption Contest

[KeepTalking]

Cheers!

Here you go:

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Mostly because this home is actually a shed, and I spend all o' my money on beer, smokes, ammo, and second hand shorts from the '80s, so I caint afford no phone.

 

[Under the Rose]

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What do you mean, my outfit isn't matched? It's 'urban camo'... doh!

 

[another1]

"Some meth dealers in rural Florida are even too paranoid to use phones" says the BBC documentary voiceover.

 

[Mageth]

Cus Mamaw done drapped the phone down the outhouse agin, an' I ain't gittin it out this time.

 

[bigfield]

Winner:

...because we don't have a button with a number that high.

Cos this is what came to mind:
"Ma's chokin' on a cheesey puhff! Boy, call nine-eleven!"
"This phone ain't got no 'eleven' button!"

 

[hyzer]

Cleatus "Squeeky" Banks joined the Confederate Liberation Army after he was brainwashed.....

 

[Hickdive]

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That's because;

(1) I've nothing to steal.
(2) Metal shacks don't burn and
(3) The Paramedics have a DNR order on me.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hours since Jimmy's win...Open to new pic...

 

[Thomas II]

Next picture...

 

[Hickdive]

Never. A. Fucking. Gain.

 

[gmbteach]

Next picture...

Will you please get that out of my bum?

 

[Keith&Co.]

But William always had a spare parachutist in his carry-on, so he alone survived.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Will you please get that out of my bum?

 

[gmbteach]

WINNER

Will you please get that out of my bum?

Why - thank you very much.

Let's go with this one:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Wearing the striped practice jersey on game day ... that's a paddling.

 

[Atheos]

Oh, you've been a naaaaaaaaughty boy.... who needs a spanking?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Kevin Martin was really feeling out of place, but he couldn't put his finger on it.


Yup, two obscure sport references in one single caption!

 

[gmbteach]

Kevin Martin was really feeling out of place, but he couldn't put his finger on it.


Yup, two obscure sport references in one single caption!

Well done, I got it.

WINNER!!!! Take it away Jimmy.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! I remember running at Van Cortland Park in NYC and they'd be hurling and I always had my eye on that ball, not wanting to get obliterated by it.

Well, to continue the run around the horn, we move to the next local sport image.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Gosh, she was trying like the dickens to be a Real Quidditch Player. But the bludger snuck up on her because her broom went flat.