Caption Contest

[Tom Sawyer]

24 hours...

Winner! You nailed that picture. Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hours...

Winner! You nailed that picture. Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.

Thank you,sir! Thank you!

 

[gmbteach]

Winner! You nailed that picture. Brilliant, sir. Brilliant.

Thank you,sir! Thank you!

Finally, a use for all the cats eyes from the cats Keith&Co's dog Streak caught.

 

[Hickdive]

"See this cat's eye? Next time you paint a squint yellow line I'm going to take it and shove it up your urethra."

 

[bilby]

...and the only way we could come up with to drive them deep into the Tarmac was to drop them from high altitude.

So whatever you do, don't take your helmet off.

 

[Atheos]

Welcome to the union kid. Your job is to keep an eye on this reflector. Someone from the trainer's union will be by shortly to give you specialized training for the job, meanwhile just keep an eye on it the best you can until you've been trained properly.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What the hell you doing, fool? That is an E-756-C reflector you put here. Look at the damn road! There's a 6.4% slope and we're within 42 meters of a curve of more than 23 degrees. That means you need to use the E-759-R, for fuck's sake!

Did this job suddenly get too complex for you or something?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER:

...and the only way we could come up with to drive them deep into the Tarmac was to drop them from high altitude.

So whatever you do, don't take your helmet off.

Your turn!

 

[RavenSky]

Welcome to the union kid. Your job is to keep an eye on this reflector. Someone from the trainer's union will be by shortly to give you specialized training for the job, meanwhile just keep an eye on it the best you can until you've been trained properly.

I know this photo captioning is done, but did it bother anyone else that the second line is crooked?

 

[bilby]

WINNER:

Thank you very much.

Let's try this one:

 

[Keith&Co.]

When it came to Oktoberfest, no one gave more head than Helga....

 

[gmbteach]

WINNER:

Thank you very much.

Let's try this one:

Brunette in background: there she goes showing off her big jugs again - typical blonde.

 

[Atheos]

Welcome to the union kid. Your job is to keep an eye on this reflector. Someone from the trainer's union will be by shortly to give you specialized training for the job, meanwhile just keep an eye on it the best you can until you've been trained properly.

I know this photo captioning is done, but did it bother anyone else that the second line is crooked?

I thought that was the angle Hickdive was going for in his caption:

"See this cat's eye? Next time you paint a squint yellow line I'm going to take it and shove it up your urethra."

 

[bilby]

Winner - gmbteach!!

"Brunette in background: there she goes showing off her big jugs again - typical blonde. "

Take it away...

 

[gmbteach]

Winner - gmbteach!!

"Brunette in background: there she goes showing off her big jugs again - typical blonde. "

Take it away...

Thanks Bilby,

Try this one:

 

[ApostateAbe]

As predicted by MRAs, feminist men have formed dangerous criminal gangs.

 

[Atheos]

Alice, running her hand across her now bald head, discovered to her dismay that following the black rabbit led to even more bizarre transformations.

 

[thief of fire]

Alice, running her hand across her now bald head, discovered to her dismay that following the black rabbit led to even more bizarre transformations.

Lol

 

[Thomas II]

lol

 

[Hickdive]

This close up it looks like a rabbit but from a distance it looks like hare.