Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks!

"Pyle, you are a disgrace to my beloved corp!"

 

[blastula]

Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[jonatha]

And then the infantry decided their mascot was really better suited for the bomber wing

 

[mudlark]

New UN battledress.

 

[arnoldo]

Kool-Aid guy lost some weight after a grueling six months of basic training.

 

[Elixir]

THIS is what they meant by "Drum Corps"?

 

[bilby]

OK, listen up, men. We have been tasked with invading New Jersey, so before we embark, I'm going to run through our new camouflage drill...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, many of you have read the news articles about the embezzlement problems in our weapons' research division. I'm happy to report that those claims were very overblown and they've managed to deploy a fully functional Iron Man suit to lead us into battle.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS TIE

New UN battledress.

THIS is what they meant by "Drum Corps"?

 

[angelo]

Completely out of contest...................Private Benjamin.

 

[Elixir]

Okay... caption THIS:

 

[4321lynx]

Okay... caption THIS:

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Home is where my arse is.

 

[Thomas II]

Okay... caption THIS:

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"What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form, in moving, how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?”

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hey... you like seafood?

 

[jonatha]

It's roomy enough, but the roof leaks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And nobody ever tried to boil a member of his tribe alive in boiling water again.

 

[Tinker Grey]

Karma, baby!

 

[bilby]

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My pa always told me, "You wanna go somewhere in this world, you gotta get a head".

 

[blastula]

Florida man.