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Atheos
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The Theory of Evolution, having had enough of the idiocy from Answers in Genesis, decides to fight fire with fire.
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" I swear, this is the last blind date I'll ever go on again?"
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My lower mandible has quite the nip.
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"There are many challenges when filming on location, but wildlife fucking your props is the worst." Walt Disney
Elixir
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Okay Bilby, this gets the nod... just because nobody came up with "the worst case of crabs ever"...
WINNER!
Thomas II
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Out of contest
The Blue Lagoon
The worst crabs case ever would have been great!
The Blue Lagoon
The worst crabs case ever would have been great!
bilby
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Look what the cat dragged in
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You have to hang your dog for a few weeks before you dredge it in flour. (Sorry Gizmo)
You have to hang your dog for a few weeks before you dredge it in flour. (Sorry Gizmo)
Atheos
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Jeez. I don't think they understood what I meant when I said I'd like to go check out a swinger's club.
Thomas II
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Gizmo, the barbell...
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Dog: Kill Me.
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You should have seen the one that got away!
These fishing catch limits are very strict
These fishing catch limits are very strict
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30 seconds later dumbass wasn't smiling.
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Q. How do you make a dog meow?
A. You hang it in the freezer for a couple of day, and run it through the table saw: MMMRRREOW!
Related joke:
Q. How do you make a cat bark?
A. You dip it in gasoline, hang it from the garage door, and put a match under it: WOOF!
Q. How do you make a dog meow?
A. You hang it in the freezer for a couple of day, and run it through the table saw: MMMRRREOW!
Related joke:
Q. How do you make a cat bark?
A. You dip it in gasoline, hang it from the garage door, and put a match under it: WOOF!