Caption Contest

[blastula]

Poor John Delaney, still an unknown.

Him: Maybe I don't eat enough beans to get up to speed.

Because I am so sophisticated, WINNER.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you blastula.

Gotta go and cook tea. If anyone else has one they are dying to post ...

 

[Thomas II]

Come on spike, make us laugh...

 

[fromderinside]

Young Floosie adding ironing board difficulty to open meadow fence jumping on blackie.

 

[angelo]

We have Uber eats, Uber taxis. Welcome to Uber ironing!

 

[AirPoh]

Come on spike, make us laugh...

What a dumbass! I bet he "cooks" his tea.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It looks dumb but it is the only way I have security that I didn’t leave the iron on.

 

[Elixir]

Kimosabe, that's not what we call the "iron horse"!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Forsooth, Fair Maiden! As the greatest knight in the realm, I have succeeded in my quest to liberate the board of irons from the fell witch who borrowed it from you last week and did not return it. Thine laundry shall now be wrinkle free and presentable.

 

[Atheos]

The first Iron Maiden tour didn't draw near the crowds they were hoping for.

 

[blastula]

With the advent of the telegraph as the preferred message delivery service, the Pony Express briefly tried branching out into other service sectors.

 

[mudlark]

Little known Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. Iron(ing board) Man.

 

[Elixir]

Now it's a Quadrathalon?

 

[angelo]

Alfred couldn't resist the special of the day at Walmart!

 

[Thomas II]

Winners

Forsooth, Fair Maiden! As the greatest knight in the realm, I have succeeded in my quest to liberate the board of irons from the fell witch who borrowed it from you last week and did not return it. Thine laundry shall now be wrinkle free and presentable.

Little known Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse. Iron(ing board) Man.

First to post takes it away

 

[mudlark]

Lets try this one.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

OK, spray bottle, ya wanna piece of me?




Is that photoshopped?

 

[Thomas II]

OK, spray bottle, ya wanna piece of me?




Is that photoshopped?

No

 

[Tigers!]

Cat air guitar

 

[Elixir]

No sticky film, my ass! That shit is stuck all over my paws!