Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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"That's Officer Sweetlips to you, scumbag!

 

[blastula]

"I surrender, officer. I may have a weapon in my pants, you should probably frisk me."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I swear to god, one more penis related caption and I'm going to shoot! I graduated top three in my class in the Academy for Christ sakes!

 

[angelo]

I swear to god, one more penis related caption and I'm going to shoot! I graduated top three in my class in the Academy for Christ sakes!

HTF could this not be the winner...............Take it Jimmy.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I'm only doing this because my parents took away from cell phone privileges.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks.

Why doesn't this look work on mom?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Captain Planet's supervillian origin story.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

* Mind control to angelo. * * Mind control to angelo. * I know you can hear the psychic thoughts I project. You need to buy an electric car. You need to stop using fossil fuels and become carbon neutral. Or THE PLANET IS DOOMED! ... ... ... also, stop posting in the politics forum while eating cheeseburgers.

 

[blastula]

"You should smile more."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why doesn't this look work on mom?

Winner.

 

[SLD]

OOC:

Like the original Children's Crusade, this one ended with all the children being enslaved.

 

[AirPoh]

Why doesn't this look work on mom?

Winner.

Thanks!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Don't worry, there are other women out there.

 

[Tigers!]

Bill, what happened to you in that restaurant?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Grandma, are you sure you don't want me to get you a hat or anything? It looks like the sun is getting to you.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

10 year old Homo Sapian two hours into a phone ban.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Security camera footage catches a strange little bald kid being molested by a desert drifter.

 

[fromderinside]

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I'm not in to asphyxiation sex chump. So make up your mind. Either choke me or finger me.

 

[angelo]

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Take your hands off me you dirty earthling!