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Dumb and Dumber
 
So, do you want me to look into some of your political opponents or anything? I could really use some kind of international scandal to push all the other shit I've been doing off the front page.
 
Yeah, I have that hot girlfriend because my wanker nearly touches the floor. How do you get those hot women Mr. President?
 
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A word of advice Boris. Even should you discover a cure for cancer tomorrow, the mainstream leftist media and your opponents will damn you for it!
 
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I know you invented a cure for cancer Donny, built that beautiful 2000 mile wall, and accomplished more than any president of any country ever. I totally understand that stupid expression on your face, because I'd feel like that too if the whole world was failing to recognize my stable geniusness!
 
If I get a bunch of tattoos, I'll look tough and people on the street won't point at me and laugh anymore!

Oh wait ... never mind.
 
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