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angelo
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Jimmy Higgins
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Meanwhile people watch on as President Trump is on Fifth Avenue.
WAB
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Why are people staring at me and trying to think of something funny to say?
angelo
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While we're waiting for Jimmy to post...............................
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At least I saved my sewing machine.
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Stitch this bitch! I guess your folks will have to use FedEx from now on.
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We already did that one. I also won it, something like *The UPS truck stalks its victim right before striking*.
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We already did that one. I also won it, something like *The UPS truck stalks its victim right before striking*.
Birds are a bad sign. It means they've released the decoy grain and are preparing to launch.
Ya, laugh all you want but I'm still the one who got to meet the giant gay aliens.
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So umm... where do the people go?
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Aw shit! *crumples up plans*
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Aw shit! *crumples up plans*
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In a surprising move, The Ivory Coast's shot at landing man on Mars is more than a decade ahead of everyone else!
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The first strafing run on the missile installation proved to be ineffective.
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Next stop, URANUS!
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The first strafing run on the missile installation proved to be ineffective.
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Try this one...
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"The United States Flag Code clearly states: 'The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.' It doesn't say ANYTHING about shoes!"
"The United States Flag Code clearly states: 'The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.' It doesn't say ANYTHING about shoes!"
For the eighth time, I am actually a Canadian and just needed to borrow a friend's shoes after the sole broke on one of mine. Can we please just let this go and focus on my proposal for how to reroute waste management trucks around school zones?