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Tom Sawyer said:
For the eighth time, I am actually a Canadian and just needed to borrow a friend's shoes after the sole broke on one of mine. Can we please just let this go and focus on my proposal for how to reroute waste management trucks around school zones?
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Tom Sawyer wins it.
 
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The dream was always the same for Steve Rogers. He'd be standing in front of a large audience when looking down he'd discover he's still wearing part of his Captain America costume.
 
Here we go:

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Well as you can see you can park it just about anywhere. It's also environmentally friendly. Biggest drawback is that it sports only one horsepower.
 
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Everyone had always said that the frat boys at Lambda Kappa Gamma were a bunch of drunken wastrels who would never contribute anything of value to society. When the streets were blocked by giant beer cans, though, they stepped up and chugged their way to saving the day, showing everyone that, deep down, they were the heroes that they'd always known they could be.
 
Mr. Schlitz was acquitted of DUI by pointing out that when he was driving, the container was not open.
 
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