Look, I understand that a lot of left wing voters feel disenfranchised and don't think that their participation in the political process is important or will make a difference, but we need to remove Donald Trump from office, so you are going to the damn voting booth.
And in exchange for being willing to plead guilty to any felonies committed by your superiors and taking a ten year jail term for them, we're willing to offer an additional 10% off the regular employee discount at the White House gift shop and get you a parking spot close to the entrance.
Perhaps a shit-filled croissant wan't the best choice of mascot for the women's volleyball team, and the money would have been better spent on more appealing uniforms.
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