Caption Contest

[blastula]

Very competitive round. Who knew so many atheists would have something to say about the popester? Giving this one to Wiploc.

If you're friends with the Holy Ghost, you don't even have to blow your own nose.

 

[Wiploc]

Very competitive round. Who knew so many atheists would have something to say about the popester? Giving this one to Wiploc.

If you're friends with the Holy Ghost, you don't even have to blow your own nose.

Thanks. That was some mighty stiff competition.

Have we done this one? If not, caption this:

 

[Tigers!]

Very competitive round. Who knew so many atheists would have something to say about the popester? Giving this one to Wiploc.

If you're friends with the Holy Ghost, you don't even have to blow your own nose.

Thanks. That was some mighty stiff competition.

Have we done this one? If not, caption this:

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The walking on water class was not off to a flying start.

 

[Atheos]

Wannabe porn starlets audition for an upcoming "facials" specialty video from BangBroz...

 

[blastula]

WHEN.

 

[ZiprHead]

When you don't have a plank but the captain wants you gone.

 

[angelo]

Oops, sorry about that!

 

[Elixir]

Say you want a good stiff drink? Here's a good stiff drink!

 

[Wiploc]

WHEN.

Winner!

 

[blastula]

Thank you. Try this.

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you. Try this.

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When the Orcs became to large to ride on the Wargs the new riders were ready.

Where's my whip?

 

[angelo]

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The Melbourne Cup is a horse race you say. Damn!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The heroism he showed in the military in the raid that led to the death of ISIS leader Baghdadi ultimately gave way to dependency issues and drug abuse in large part due to the trauma suffered in the attack. Today, the dog is now relegated to dehumanizing displays for money just to make ends meet.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

In a classic case of a symbiotic relationship developing between two species in the animal kingdom, the monkey's ability to use tools such as pointed sticks made for a far more effective effort to help the dog rid the neighbourhood of cat infestations while the dog's superior speed made it far easier for the monkey to get away after flinging poo at someone who'd pissed him off.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Next wise ass who tells me to get the monkey off my back is getting neutered by my jaw.

 

[blastula]

Another good round, and Jimmy wins.

Next wise ass who tells me to get the monkey off my back is getting neutered by my jaw.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Well golly. Thanks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look, I don't understand all the questions. It's a really simple plan. There is a rabid bear in the area which is a danger to civilians. By covering these babies in honey and placing them around the forest in order to draw it out, my officers can then hide behind a nearby tree and shoot it when it appears.

Would you prefer that we just ignore the fact that there's a rabid bear roaming around near town or something? We're police officers. We can't do that.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Everyone smile and say "This isn't the least bit creepy".

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Specimens of the infestation that is destroying the environment.