Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Hee Hee. No one can see that I have dyed my beard blue.

 

[Elixir]

Has anyone else noticed that since the Coronavirus came along the world smells like a not-quite-clean restroom?

Well, you shouldn't have pissed in it.

 

[angelo]

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What's that horrible smell?

 

[mudlark]

6' rule. . . .no problem.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I should have thought of this sooner. So much easier to play pocket pool now.

 

[hyzer]

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February 2021, at a Florida 7-11, the US still in the grip of the virus problem that he exacerbated, a defeated Donald Trump appears in public for the first time, noticeably gaunt, with no comb-over or red tie, nor orange makeup, wearing the only mask that he could think of to make sure that everyone would avoid him. . . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

It would have been less disturbing had he not thrown it on after whipping them off when store management insisted he covered his face.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Mark silently thanked his lucky stars for covid, now he could finally pursue his fetish out in the open, and without fear of those cruel taunts from petty-minded squares. He hoped the pandemic would never end...

Giving it to Blastula for the fetish of it all.

 

[blastula]

Thank you, thank you.

Caption this other mask pic.

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[Wiploc]

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"You're doing it wrong."

 

[Atheos]

Yeah, I figure might as well the mask the same way I wear my pants.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Crap, he went offline again. The mask is causing the CPU to overheat.

 

[angelo]

My mask is more fashionable than that idiot Biden's mask!

 

[Elixir]

"See? I told you I'd look ridiculous!"

 

[hyzer]

Trump: "Find Stormy, she knows how to put on these things with her mouth" . . . .

 

[ZiprHead]

That's strange. I can still smell the shit in my pants.

 

[blastula]

Jimmy wins. Hadn't occurred to me before, but yes he indeed does stand like a robot that just powered down.

Crap, he went offline again. The mask is causing the CPU to overheat.

 

[hyzer]

Oh man, Robo Trump, that would be a violation of all of the laws of robotics . . .

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.



Meanwhile, someone from Talk Freethought taking the Movie Alphabet challenge way too seriously.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Yellow Lines Matter