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You weren't supposed to pee on me!
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You weren't supposed to pee on me!
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Um, who's saying that?
The dad or the girl? This is a Trump rally, so is she saying that to Bonespurs?
The dad or the girl? This is a Trump rally, so is she saying that to Bonespurs?
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Give this one a go...
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You can bring a horse's ass to water, but you can't make people watch him drink it.
-Old Cowboy Proverb
You can bring a horse's ass to water, but you can't make people watch him drink it.
-Old Cowboy Proverb
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I had once met a boy named Sue...
How white man.
How white man.
angelo
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Tigers!
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Talk to the hand
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You can get that stain out of that collar, but we may never get this stain out of the country . . .
You can get that stain out of that collar, but we may never get this stain out of the country . . .
I would give you the proper Neo Nazi salute, but I just lifted an entire glass of water all by myself without anybody's help, so I can't raise my arm that high right now.
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Not a caption but Trump should be thanking his stars on his knees for his term as president. His PR people seem to have gradually removed most ofthe various orange dyes from his regimen and made him less hilarious in appearance, if not in substance.
Not a caption but Trump should be thanking his stars on his knees for his term as president. His PR people seem to have gradually removed most ofthe various orange dyes from his regimen and made him less hilarious in appearance, if not in substance.
angelo
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Tom seems to be busy elsewhere, so here goes.
fromderinside
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"..... look away, look away, look away Dixie Land .... '
hyzer
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I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
I sing the song
Because I love the man
I know that some
Of you don't understand
Milk-blood to keep from running out
I've seen the needle
And the damage done
A little…
I caught you knocking
At my cellar door
I love you, baby
Can I have some more
Ooh, ooh, the damage done
I hit the city and
I lost my band
I watched the needle
Take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done
I sing the song
Because I love the man
I know that some
Of you don't understand
Milk-blood to keep from running out
I've seen the needle
And the damage done
A little…
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Damn I'm constipated! I should have taken a dump before I went on stage.
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And THIS is my salute to Sleepy Joe. The Italian salute, as my good friend Rudy calls it.
angelo
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Been an Italian born Aussie, I simply can't go past this. Winner!
starwater runner up.
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Since no-one is around. Try this one.
Dang, she ain't biting at all. Maybe I'll try a spinner lure.
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Guy in the blue cap in front sighting down his fishing rod: "Dang. I think I need a longer pole . . ."
Guy in the blue cap in front sighting down his fishing rod: "Dang. I think I need a longer pole . . ."