Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Don't even try dude. She must be a lesbian, she hasn't responded to a single cat call of mine.


After shoving a fishing rod up the ass of the fifth fisherman, the other four wouldn't even make eye contact with her for the rest of the day, which was eerily silent.

 

[angelo]

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Woman. " I'll starve if I wait for these idiots to catch my dinner!"

 

[mudlark]

There’s got to be fish here, I can smell them!

 

[fromderinside]

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Female lure test is success.

 

[Tigers!]

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Female lure test is success.

Fromderinside reels in the winner.

Your turn to toss in the next one back in.

 

[TV and credit cards]

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"Come on dude. Just a little bite. He smells just like the dumpster behind the diner."

"No. We have to wait for mom."


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"Why do I always seem to find everyone's favorite fishing hole?"

 

[Tigers!]

Am I the only one still interested in this thread?

 

[angelo]

I enjoy this thread. I'd post a pic in place of the winners absence. But I won't be online Saturday as it's casino night.

 

[fromderinside]

Sorry. Been been elsewhere.

Thanks for waiting .....

So here's a new one



Enjoy

 

[Elixir]

Sorry. Been been elsewhere.

Thanks for waiting .....

So here's a new one

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Enjoy

I'm no expert but I strongly suspect that that image may have been photoshopped.

 

[WAB]

NM. Wrong thread.

 

[Atheos]

I love this thread! I've been unable to get online here because of business travel the last 10 days but how about this one? Doesn't really need a caption I guess but let's have a go at it anyway:

 

[hyzer]

When told he had to wear a mask in the 7-11, the BVD Bandit made due with what he brought . . .

 

[Atheos]

Out of Contest

When momma told me my undies would get stuck like that if I kept putting them on my head I really thought she was just making shit up.

 

[blastula]

Mark silently thanked his lucky stars for covid, now he could finally pursue his fetish out in the open, and without fear of those cruel taunts from petty-minded squares. He hoped the pandemic would never end...

 

[Wiploc]

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Next to myself, I like BVD best.

 

[jonatha]

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What?

You can clearly see I wasn't wearing any socks...

 

[Wiploc]

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"Just wait til we get our Hanes on you."

"Get closer to what you love."

"Change starts with your underwear."

"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins."

"You are what you wear."

"Can't touch this."

"It ain't gonna spank itself."

"Access denied."


and ...


"Tuesday"

 

[WAB]

I love this thread! I've been unable to get online here because of business travel the last 10 days but how about this one? Doesn't really need a caption I guess but let's have a go at it anyway:

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Never mind, that wasn't funny...

 

[Atheos]

Out of Contest

Has anyone else noticed that since the Coronavirus came along the world smells like a not-quite-clean restroom?