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Lots of good ones, but this one really made me chuckle. I mean who can't get excited about winning at Bingo!
With a runner up for Atheos using the Jackie Gleason line.
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Lots of good ones, but this one really made me chuckle. I mean who can't get excited about winning at Bingo!
With a runner up for Atheos using the Jackie Gleason line.
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Thanks.
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"He's touching me!"
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It's all just fun and games until someone's chest explodes and a xenomorph pops out.
It's all just fun and games until someone's chest explodes and a xenomorph pops out.
OK, these new seats are comfy and all, but the control panel is ten feet infront of us. Can we get some large sticks or something so that we can actually fly the spaceship?
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Karen, if you ask Mitch to pull your finger one more time...
This wins. It does seem to be a bit control panel less.
Here we go:
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In an unexpected diversification strategy, Oculus announces their new COVID Rift: Combining the protection of a surgical mask with the reality-denying benefits of VR.
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Cheap surgical mask - $0.50
Cigarette - $8 for a pack
Exposing yourself to potential Covid-19 infection so you can work on damaging your lungs to get lung cancer? Typical.
Cigarette - $8 for a pack
Exposing yourself to potential Covid-19 infection so you can work on damaging your lungs to get lung cancer? Typical.
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Blindfold? Yup.
Cigarette? Natch.
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Winner! Take it away, Jimmy Higgins!
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Nice!
What problem? I can stop any time I want.
What problem? I can stop any time I want.
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I don't just think I can. I nose I can.