Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

We are taking the competition to the next level on this season of Storage Wars...

The competitors were slow to start Blastula wins the door prize.

 

[blastula]

Okay, go at it.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay, go at it.

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I'm Cruz' dog.
I sit at home.
He goes down South.
I'm here, alone.

But do not think
I miss Master Ted!
Daily i think of him.
And go shit on their bed.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
-Snowflake

 

[jonatha]

Goddamit he's coming back!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Goddamned media, making him come home early. How the hell am I going to be able to hide this cat's body so quickly?

 

[TV and credit cards]

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I guess it’s just me and that lady who lives in the kitchen. And calls me Adobo.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Just take those old records off the shelf...

 

[ideologyhunter]

Cocksucker. I betcha his daddy did kill JFK.

 

[ZiprHead]

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It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[blastula]

Tom wins.

Goddamned media, making him come home early. How the hell am I going to be able to hide this cat's body so quickly?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Sticking with the animal theme:

 

[Elixir]

Sticking with the animal theme:

"NO! I'm not falling for that spinning feeder trick again!!"

 

[fromderinside]

"It was a dark rainy night ...."

 

[ZiprHead]

Back off! I'm channeling my inner badger.

 

[Wiploc]

"Stop! in the name of love ..."

 

[hyzer]

Go ahead, pull my finger . . .

 

[Atheos]

Luke could only move a few small rocks around with the force.

Yoda, many times smaller than Luke, could move an entire X-Wing fighter around with the force.

But when they needed someone to use the force to flick the Death Star plumb into the next galaxy, only Herbie would do.

 

[ZiprHead]

May the Squirrel Lord bless you and keep you;
the Squirrel Lord lift his countenance upon you,
and give you peace;
the Squirrel Lord make his face to shine upon you,
and be gracious unto you.

 

[Tigers!]

Sticking with the animal theme:

Stop! Where were you? We needed you at the Capitol on 6th Jan.

 

[Bomb#20]

Hold the anchovies!