Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

I know what you're hiding under that thing, and i want one.

 

[blastula]

Hey, beautiful, want to come by later to take away some gay rights together?

 

[DBT]

"Everyone's watching so no tongue this time."

Winner......

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[none]

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these are not the breasts you are looking for.

 

[blastula]

angelo's one wish

 

[DBT]

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''Ha, ha, ha, just you wait till Woke becomes a thing, Mr Loose Fingers''

 

[Tigers!]

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Are these taken?

 

[hyzer]

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Where are the valves? These need a top-up.

 

[Bomb#20]

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Back and to the left.

 

[jonatha]

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Salma Hayek lends her talents to the "Help a Blind Man Learn to Read Braille" campaign...

 

[WAB]

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So close, and yet so far...

 

[Bomb#20]

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Salma Hayek and three boobs

 

[Keith&Co.]

Sadly, Mr. Stone was the last man in Hollywood to learn of Sal's most cunningly successful sex change operation in United States history.

 

[ZiprHead]

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these are not the breasts you are looking for.

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Where are the valves? These need a top-up.

Two winners. First to post yadda yadda yadda...

 

[none]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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What is it?
I dunno! I sneezed and it was in my hand...

 

[Wiploc]

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There's Something About Mary

 

[Tigers!]

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Man in middle:
$100 says you cannot get it back in


Alien: The beginning.

 

[ZiprHead]

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A Jew, an Italian, and an African walk into a bar.