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Bomb#20
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Winner! (Er, what do they say?)
bilby
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They also have big shoes.
TV and credit cards
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Small bank accounts.
Wiploc
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Thanks, but I'm busy enough right now -- going on the road soon -- that I'll pass on the honor.
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I'll take it. I've been waiting to post this one.
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Millions of years ago the Venus Golftrap had not yet adapted the sandy-appearing camouflage it uses today to lure in unsuspecting victims.
SLD
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I used to play at a place in South Carolina where an old gator used to sun on a tee box. We would place bets to see if we could hit him with an old ball. Looks like someone won!
Hey, can one of you call the clubhouse and see what the rules are on this course about taking mulligans?
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Here lies the remnants of William Rhea
Being digested the rest of today
He never once cheated when golf he would play
And always shot from where the ball lay.
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That better not be a Titleist. I can't stand Titleist. It is probably a Titleist isn't it. A god damned Titleist!
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Yeah, unfortunately the rules aren't too helpful here as the player is only allowed a drop from it's current position. So Fowler, who leads into the 15th hole in the 4th Round of the PGA Championship has a tough choice to make. The PGA has meant to change that rule in the past but always seems to get distracted.
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Yeah, unfortunately the rules aren't too helpful here as the player is only allowed a drop from it's current position. So Fowler, who leads into the 15th hole in the 4th Round of the PGA Championship has a tough choice to make. The PGA has meant to change that rule in the past but always seems to get distracted.
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What did he mean by 'COVFEFE!!' at the end??
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Whenever I use my new tee I have the course to myself.
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Here lies the remnants of William Rhea
Being digested the rest of today
He never once cheated when golf he would play
And always shot from where the ball lay.
That's definitely the winner.
Atheos
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And that's how rice-runners are born.