Caption Contest

[hyzer]

“Fly me to the moon…”

 

[Tigers!]

O the shame!
Sorry 'bout the photoshop... doesn't match Hermit's sample (cloud shape) , but I'll take y'all's word for it.
Guess I'm not ready for the big time, so ... caption THIS!

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In honour of IWD we need a new song "Rocket girl"

Putin - cop this

 

[blastula]

Houston, TX - March 12, 1992. Elizabeth Holmes pitching her time machine startup to local investors. Her company would reache a peak valuation of 10 billion pogs.

 

[Elixir]

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Houston, TX - March 12, 1992. Elizabeth Holmes pitching her time machine startup to local investors. Her company would reache a peak valuation of 10 billion pogs.

WINNER!!

 

[blastula]

Thank you. Caption this.

 

[hyzer]

“Fly me to the moon….”

 

[Elixir]

As their leader aged, Russians reluctantly took up sit-down curling.

 

[Bomb#20]

Hitler survived an assassination attempt but the explosion killed four men at the table with him.

 

[Gospel]

Bruh that room reminds me of the threesome I was in, A bunch of pussies and one dick.

 

[Thomas II]

What?...

 

[Tigers!]

Vlad - how are you going to get the drinks to us?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You always know when it is the say after Taco Tuesday.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Putin ponders which side of the table will fall into the vats of acid.

 

[blastula]

All good responses, but there can be only one, so @Thomas II takes it.

What?...

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Shapes, the letters of the alphabet, my Mom won't stop talking about my room, ... I need a vacation!

 

[ZiprHead]

(Wrong thread)

"I like my coffee the way I like my men, hot and black."

 

[jonatha]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to fill out your bracket when it wraps around your coffee cup?

 

[Tigers!]

Are you really sure this little cup will solve all my problems?

 

[hyzer]

But I asked for a double shot SOY latte ….