Caption Contest

[Elixir]

"and the hooka-smoking caterpillar has given you the call ..."

 

[jonatha]

Wings! They're swan wings!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Widespread drought across Ethiopia reveals historic Ark of the Covenant find. Archeologists baffled...

 

[ZiprHead]

Playing off T2's post above...

When Noah found out he brought two male rabbits onto the ark he threw them both overboard.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Water Jai Alai just never took off.

 

[Tigers!]

Theyr're rabbits Jim but not as we know them.

 

[hyzer]

Theyr're rabbits Jim but not as we know them.

The Winner!

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you, thank you.
Let's get to the point.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Skull Piercer, apply directly on the forehead...

 

[hyzer]

"Well, that didn't belong up there!?!"

 

[Elixir]

"You brought her here, YOU cylinder!"

 

[Tigers!]

Not many replies. Things are quiet in this forum.

Jimmy wins.

(surprised no one mentioned the next Covid booster shot)

 

[Thomas II]

Ok, moving this along...Caption this picture...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Whoops. My bad.

Yes, operator... the numbers look like they are in the right order.

 

[Elixir]

+

"I TOLD you not to tell me that, 99!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Hey, look! It's Danny Devito!" "Hey, Danny. Can I get an autograph?"

 

[blastula]

Yeah, Barney, the sign works like a charm, always get the booth to myself.

Yes, that's right, I'll have the usual.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah... this phone booth ain't for crap. How am I supposed to relax and take a piss in it with the bottom part removed now?!

 

[Tigers!]

Yes dear. i will be home right away dear.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Milk. Gotcha. Eggs, okay. Vibrator batteries? Already???"