Caption Contest

[TV and credit cards]

(out of contest)

Guy put the “out of order” sign on there. Says every time you pick it up, it makes this funny droning sound.
Goddamn kids.

 

[Gospel]

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?”

 

[Thomas II]

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"I TOLD you not to tell me that, 99!"

Yeah, Barney, the sign works like a charm, always get the booth to myself.

Yes, that's right, I'll have the usual.

WINNERS!!

 

[Elixir]

Caption THIS:

 

[Thomas II]

Caption THIS:View attachment 37605

Hello!

 

[Gospel]

An artistic depiction of Space X's dual lift-off.

 

[jonatha]

Moonshot

 

[hyzer]

“Fly me to the moon
Let me dance among the stars….”

 

[Tigers!]

It that not photoshopped? It that not allowed?

 

[Thomas II]

That's a moonshot

 

[blastula]

"Sorry dear, this will make a great pose for photoshops later. We have to do it for the memes!"

 

[Thomas II]

Asstronaut?

 

[Tigers!]

Did the earth move for you too?

 

[Hermit]

Caption THIS:

Yuuuuge caption :

Photoshopped using a cropped and "aged" depiction of a H-2A rocket taking off in Tanegashima, Japan, in May 2000

and a couple looking at a painting titled "Riding the grey wolf" by Ivan Tsarevich at the Tretyakov Gallery. Photo by Andrey Stroganov

 

[Gospel]

 

[Elixir]

O the shame!
Sorry 'bout the photoshop... doesn't match Hermit's sample (cloud shape) , but I'll take y'all's word for it.
Guess I'm not ready for the big time, so ... caption THIS!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Missing! 2

 

[ZiprHead]

"Now to launch it from my secret underground lair."

 

[Thomas II]

Caption THIS:

Yuuuuge caption :

Photoshopped using a cropped and "aged" depiction of a H-2A rocket taking off in Tanegashima, Japan, in May 2000

and a couple looking at a painting titled "Riding the grey wolf" by Ivan Tsarevich at the Tretyakov Gallery. Photo by Andrey Stroganov

Good catch, Hermit...Thanks!...

And Elixir, how could you???...The shame...And knowing that I wasn't going to say anything...How could I, looking at that beautiful ass!...It was worth it...Brownies all around!!!...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What do you man 'get inside it'?