Caption Contest

[WAB]

Here I come to save the daaaaaaaaayyyyy!

 

[hyzer]

"If I hurry, maybe I can get a seat in the gallery for Trumpo's trial . . . "

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks.

ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!

What happened to the jockey?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!

What happened to the jockey?

Yeah, that is the winner.

 

[Tigers!]

Thank you for all your votes.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Damn hippies!

 

[ZiprHead]

Ooh baby! You're smokin' hot!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

At 8 PM catch Dancing With Actual Stars tonight on ABC.

 

[jonatha]

Jackson Pollack's Halloween pumpkin

 

[Elixir]

The Jolly Red Giant

 

[blastula]

Photo of a teapot in orbit. Prove me wrong.

 

[WAB]

Photo of a lit cigarette in a dark room, head on.

 

[Tigers!]

Photo of a lit cigarette in a dark room, head on.

For thinking beyong the obvious WAB wins the chokkies!

 

[WAB]

Thanks. Hey ye in charge, I've been winning a lot of these kind of threads lately. Ummm...may I suggest cash prizes? I think around 5,000 USD would be good.

Anyway, caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Hey, Rocky. Watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat."

 

[Tigers!]

Never look a gift hippo in the mouth

My. What big teeth you have

It echoes in there quite badly.

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks. Hey ye in charge, I've been winning a lot of these kind of threads lately. Ummm...may I suggest cash prizes? I think around 5,000 USD would be good.

Some of the captions given are not worth $5AUD let alone $5,000USD

Present company naturally excluded

 

[Elixir]

Capital punishment in the English colonies was often cruel and unusual.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That's your problem right there, it's rear manifold is out of alignment.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Dude, there's my car!"