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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!

Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it!

Thanks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 
ZiprHead said:
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What's the difference between a cat and a frog? A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs? They sit eggsaminations!

Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots.

How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it!

Thanks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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If my waitress told jokes like them she would never get a tip.
 
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Yeah, don't try to cut in here...You can't ride shotgun...
 
Haw haw, "why the long face", first time I heard that in about four minutes, you dumbass.
 
Tickets please.

Yes. My voice is a little hoarse today.

May I see your driver's licence?

That will be a $100 fine for not wearing a seatbelt.
 
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