WINNER!!"...and then the sunlight melts the plastic to your face and, voila, you are forever beautiful!"
Piss on me and you go in the drink!
A tie. Both made me grin. First to post...Two inches under the limit. Back in you go....
Telstra or Energex would be the case here."C'mon, AT&T. I'm waiting."
Winner!"C'mon, AT&T. I'm waiting."